Archive for May, 2004
Stupid Greeley
Saturday, May 29th, 2004So as most people know I am from Greeley Colorado. The same Colorado that has the worlds greatest Congresswomen. Unfortunaty this same lady hates gay people. And I mean HATES. I think that here passion for stamping out gay marriage borders on the insane. She a goverment representitive who you would think might understand about [...]
I feel that i need to talk to people
Saturday, May 22nd, 2004A guy walks in to the dentist to get a cavity filled. He tells the dentist “Doc, I cannot handle pain what can you do for the pain.” the docter says, “nomally we give shots >” the man turns pale and says” THat won’t work i am deathly afraid of needles.” the doctor states” thats ok we can just use the gas”. “Well that would work except I am deathly allergic to the Gas” the man says. the dentist thinks for a moment, then reaches in his pocket and produces two pills from a bottle. “Here” he says,” take these. “Are they pain killers?” the man asks. “No”, says doc, there viagra. I wanted to give you something to hold on to”
Messed up
Friday, May 14th, 2004This entry is fairly diturbing. I just watched the Nicholas Berg beheading video from harpers page. I wouldn’t suggest that anyone with a weak stomach or people easly sisturbed to watch it but if you wnat to it is here. here are a buch of links to news stories about Nicholas Berg 1 2 3 [...]
Tiger Sharks
Friday, May 14th, 2004If you ask most people what is the most dangerous creature in the ocean, most will answer Great White Sharks. Well this is a gross misunderstanding. Great white sharks are huge and can kill you but typically attack only things that look like their normal food. There are many other creatures in the world that will attack humans more ferociously then great white sharks. For instance, Tiger Sharks.
Funny Story
Friday, May 7th, 2004So I have noticed that as I play on the internet I use Harpers Websiteas base. I will go around and visit other sites and then shot over to harpers when I am trying to think of somewhere else to go. It?s as if I am afraid of being idle on the internet. Anyone else [...]
Mean Girls
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004So I just went and saw Mean Girls. it was cool. People get hit by buses and there is a great planned parent hood joke. it rules. Harper goes to india soon. go harper. I am tired of not making millions of dollars so i am going to start selling drugs on the side just [...]
